Album Of The Week: The Convenience Like Cartoon Vampires

Hey. Hey you! You like rock ‘n’ roll, right? I mean, who doesn’t? Fucking losers, mainly. Can you imagine? Pssh. There’s an important qualifier to get out of the way, though. As a discerning listener, you’re not in the market for just any bar-band rawk slop, and frankly, some of the bands being propped up by the cool kids strike you as a bit… inert? Swaggerless? You don’t want to set up strict parameters, but you know what you like when you hear it. You like rock ‘n’ roll music with style, personality, some real kick to it. You’re into bands like the Convenience.