If you rearranged the punctuation and capitalization of that headline, it would be a pretty cool action-movie one-liner. As in: Jason Statham beats uses a welcome mat to murder a villainous henchman and tells him, “Greet death, motherfucker!” On a slightly different note, that headline could also work as an enthusiastic endorsement of the dark and doomy shoegaze band from Flint, Michigan: “Great Death, motherfucker!” Maybe that’s what you’ll say after you hear the new Greet Death song, which is entitled “Motherfucker.”
