First off, fuck this song title. “Get real sleep.” Shut up! I know! I’m trying! Jesus Christ, how does anybody do that? All over the world, people are getting so many hours of sound, restorative rest for, what, eight hours a night? Must be nice. That’s what you’re supposed to do, but some of us are constitutionally unable to relax enough to sleep properly. I know all the techniques that you’re supposed to use to make yourself sleep, but all of them are so fucking boring. Who has the discipline to not watch half-remembered movie scenes on YouTube at three in the morning?
