
We’re a few days away from the release of James Gunn’s new Superman movie, which means that a whole new generation will now get a chance to contemplate the question of how the fuck nobody can figure out that Clark Kent and Superman are the same guy. He works at a newspaper! He’s surrounded by journalists! None of them can figure out that these two identical non-masked figures are actually the same person, just because one of them wears glasses? That’s the subject of the new Open Mike Eagle song, or at least it’s the starting point.