
You know how the song goes: “There’s a place inside my mind. A place I like to hide. You don’t know the chaaaances. WHAT IF I SHOULD RELEASE A NEW LINE OF PET APPAREL AND SIT IN A HAUNTED CHAIR ON GHOST ADVENTURES?” Wait. Wait, no. I am now learning that those are not the lyrics, and also that that’s not the Korn song most relevant to this blog post. Damn. Well, I gave it a shot, anyway.