Sophie Powers didn’t make it to Hollywood. A few weeks ago, the Canadian pop star auditioned in front of Lionel Richie, Carrie Underwood, Luke Byran with what she called a “tearjerker, for sure.” The celebrity judges were confronted with a vulgar, nonsensical ditty about her pet lizard George and telling everyone to “STFU.” From laundry to war, nothing is safe from her deadpan wrath: “Karens shut the fuck up/ Vegans shut the fuck up/ Babies shut the fuck up/ Everyone needs to shut the fuck up.” Although Powers’ song had some valid points, the judges were amicably confused, resulting in an unanimous “no.”
